January 2012
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My dash is deaddd! Reblog if you are a One...
horanmewithstyles:
Pleasepleaseplease xx
My wish for 2011 was to meet One Direction… that never happened D:
I’d like to think I will this year, but the fanbase is growing huge amounts. I have no chance!
Put a LETTER in my ask box and I'll tell you 5...
my0nelove:
my0nelove
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Soph: you know like harry keeps tweeting about being nice...
Me: yeah...
Soph: what if he's saying it because he's going to announce that he's actually dating cazza flack, and he doesnt want everyone to hate her so he's pre warning his followers to be nice!
Me: No, wha-
Soph: I FXCKING HATE MY BRAIN. WHY BRAIN? WHY? I DONT WANT TO THINK THIS! FUCKING CAROLINE FUCKING FLACK .......
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December 2011
1D jokes
Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car? So he can wake up oily in the morning!
Louis: Oh, it's funny because oily sounds like early. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Niall: Snampire.
Louis: It is in fact not a Snampire...it is frostbite.
Liam: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon with legs. What is the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisionality.
Niall: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Harry: Cliff.
Louis: We said don't say it if you know the answer!
Niall: What is a baby swan called?
Louis: A slizzleswan.
Harry: Little swan.
Zayn: Why did the donut seller retire? He was sick of the hole business. What do you get if you eat all of the Christmas decorations?
Harry: Tinselitis!
Zayn: ..WHY. WHY.
Louis: Harry is by far the most scroogiest, grinchiest bum hole.
Zayn: What is the most common element on earth.
Liam: GERBILS.
Harry: What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
